Lotto Results:
Numbers – 2 – 13 – 26. Jackpot not won.
€20 winners
The doc Doyle
Mick Fagan
Barney McGregor
Bill Fleming USA.
Next week’s jackpot €1800
RTE – Capital D
The club was featured on RTE last week on the Capital D programme and everybody who seen it said it was brilliant. If you missed it can still be seen on www.rte.ie and follow the links- tv programmers’ – capital d.
Juvenile Draw Results September
1st €150 Beau and Davin McGillivery
2nd €50 E.Nolan
3rd €50 Jessica Gleeson.
4th €50 Buddy Quinn
5th €50 Conor Hicky
6th €50 J.Smithers.
Thanks to all for youe continued support,
Results 7th to 14th September.
Not much happening this week. The senior hurlers in preparation for their championship semi-final had 3 friendly games against UCD. Ballyboden and a selection from Wicklow. Thanks to all of them for hosting us and according to Nicky they all proved to be very valuable in his preparation for the semi-final.
U/16 hurlers were beaten in the semi final of the championship shield by St Marks 2.8 to 1.5 and were very unlucky not to win hitting the bar and post and a little bit more accuracy up front could now be in the final but well done to all for getting this far.
Fixtures: 21th to 27th September
The club would like to offer its deepest sympathy to Eugune McAuley on the sudden death of his Partner Noleen last weekend. Eugune and all the McAuley family are long time members and supporters of the club with Eugene himself having spent many a year on the executive committee and his son Gary on the senior football team at the moment. It was nice to see such a large turnout for the funeral and back in the club afterwards and I’m sure this will be a comfort to Eugune.
The Club is currently in talks with Vodaphone about a club deal for all Vodaphone users. Info to date so far is that everyone in the club who has a Vodaphone and registers with them that they are a member or supporter of the club, every time they pay their bill the club receives 5% of that money, another great way of supporting the club without costing you anything look out for more details to follow.
And don’t forget you can buy all your credit for all Phone networks in the clubhouse commission free? The machine is located in lobby at entrance to main bar. Why buy anywhere else when the club gets a percentage of all profits from this machine. Another great way of supporting the Club than won’t cost you anything.
Facilities:
Another great facility we offer is a full Fax – Copying and Laminating of all your printing needs. See Amy in reception for price of this service.
Halloween:
The club is at the moment organizing a Halloween fancy dress party with some great prizes keep tuned in for further details next week.
There is also a juvenile Disco for 12-15 years ring Seamus @ 0877848153 for details.
Keep Fit
Thinking of keeping fit this autumn?
BEE-FIT runes various classes in the club on week nights.
Bums and Tums – Step and Tone – Beginners Pilates are just some of the classes available,
Ring Bee Casserly @ 0861039731 for further details.
Texas hold-em
A great night every Monday at 8.30 in club. Great craic – great company and great prizes drop in any Monday to check it out and maybe have a game. €30 plus 1 buy in
Social Subs
Social subs due from start of Sept available in reception to renew every day till 9. From next weekend all those who have not renewed their cards will be charged €2 at door.
GAA Foundation Coaching Course;
Don’t forget this Starts tonight 28th at 7.30 for 2 hours in club. Covers Hurling and Football. Everyone Welcome.
Contact Eamon @0870519535 And its FREE.
Squash Court and Club Shop:
The squash court is available for hire for €12 per hour. Ring reception @018686209 for bookings and availability.
New range of club Tops, Jackets and Hoodies available now at great prices
And Finally
Joke of the week
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Garda recruitment panel .The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, ‘So y’all want to be Gardi, huh?’
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, ‘To be a Garda, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth.’ So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.
‘Now,’ he said, ‘did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?’
The blonde immediately said, ‘Yes, I did. He has only one eye!’
The detective shook his head and said, ‘Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!’
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, ‘What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?’
‘Yes! He only has one ear!’
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, ‘Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You’re excused too!’
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, ‘This is probably a waste of time, but…’ He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, ‘All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?’
The blonde said, ‘I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.’
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, ‘You’re absolutely right! His File says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?’
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, ‘Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.
If you have a joke or some news you would like to share with us in this news letter email everything to shanemcgill@eircom.net
